Genius Engineers Compete to See Who Can Stay Duct Taped to Wall Longest [VIDEO]

And now for the most important story of the day.

Six teams of engineers from Lockheed Martin decided to have a contest last week to see which squad could keep a person duct taped to a wall for the longest amount of time.

The winning team somehow got their guinea pig -- err, colleague -- stuck for 15 minutes.

The challenge, which took place in Liverpool, New York as part of National Engineers Week, may have some scientific value, but, really, it just proves that engineers have way too much free time on their hands.