Cushnoc’s ‘Mom Jeans’ Pizza is All The Rage

I'm the world's pickiest eater, you all know that. If it's not peanut butter and fluff or chicken nuggets, I probably won't eat it. But this? This is what the walls of heaven must be made out of. This is..... the Mom Jeans Pizza from Cushnoc Brewing. I've never even had pizza in my life (seriously, that's true) but I would demolish this freakin' beast in an instant. I haven't been able to go more than 5 minutes without seeing this in my news feed. Now, according to their Facebook page, the pie may only be available for another week or so, so do yourself a favor, and take your hungry-ass wife downtown, and order her the Mom Jeans Pizza!

Check out their decadent creation!