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Snake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using Toilet
The transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself.

Bar Makes Unprecedented Move to Save Women From Awful Tinder Dates
How do you get out of a bad date? Probably not like this.
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Yutz Blows Off Leg While Shooting Lawnmower Filled With Explosives [GRAPHIC VIDEO]
This isn't really what they mean when they say someone was mowed down.

Guy Is Incredulously Entertaining When His New Mercedes Catches Fire
Gabriel Lopes' experience with Mercedes has not gotten off to a good start.

Oregon Militants Want You to Stop Sending Them Sex Toys
The group in Oregon that has taken over a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge has a message for you.

Determined New York City Subway Rat Takes Pizza to Go
Everyone in New York City takes their pizza seriously. And we mean everyone.

Biker Stumbles Across Massive Gang of Kangaroos, Invents Your New Nightmare
Meanwhile, in Australia...

102-Year-Old Loses Something VERY Important While Celebrating Birthday
You only turn 102 once (if you're lucky), so this woman decided to mark the occasion in style.

Wild Ridin’ Dude Drives Motorcycle With a Chariot
We've made serious advancements in motorized transportation over the years, but it looks like we may be going back to our roots.

Adults Cheering Little Kids Fighting Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
If the children are indeed our future, then be prepared to be afraid. Very afraid.

Furious Boxer Goes Nuts, Beats Up Referee After Losing Match
The fight on the bill was not nearly as the one that took place afterward.

Watch a Marine Survive Sniper’s Shot to His Head
It's one thing to hear about war. It's another to see it.

Watch Dude Play National Anthem With His Gun Because ‘Murica
If you get in the way when this guy plays the national anthem, you'll bleed red, white and blue -- but mostly red.

Redneck Couch Moving Is Simply Ingenious
Here's a new bit for Jeff Foxworthy: if you move your couch by sliding it down from the top floor using rope, you might be a redneck.

Slow Motion Shot of Boy Kicked in Face With Soccer Ball Is Oddly Riveting
You always hear people whining about how kids don't go outside and play, choosing to hang out on their phones or computers or whatever, instead. Well, maybe they do that because things like this happen when they do try physical exercise.

Stupid Lies Couples Tell Each Other Hit Too Close to Home
Can you really tell the special person in your life anything?