Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Nightmares Fear Factory Returns With More Funny Haunted House Faces
There's a chill in the air, brandy is slowly edging out rum as the drink of choice, and the skin around our eyes is brutally chapped -- must be Autumn! And you know what that means -- time for some laughs courtesy of perennial favorite Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls with a hidden camera that takes pictures of people while they're having the crap scared out of them. Hilar
Cast of ‘Seinfeld’ Has Mixed Feelings About Drake
Drake's new album officially dropped today (even though all the cool kids already listened to it last week,) and we know exactly what you're thinking -- sure you've read the reviews, but what does the cast of 'Seinfeld' think of Drake?
Will Ferrell Brought His Kids to the Emmys, and It Was Hilarious
A high point in a generally dull evening, Will Ferrell brought his kids onstage to present awards at the 2013 Emmys.
Saying he was just filling in and couldn't find childcare, Ferrell's three kids stood onstage next to him while he announced the year's best comedy series (It was 'Modern Family...
BatDad Vines Are the Vines Gotham Needs
When BatDad's not fighting crime, he drives a Honda Odyssey. And yells at his kids for hiding under rugs...and tells his wife to wash his pajamas...and is genuinely hilarious.
Vines of Misheard Lyrics Will Ruin Every Single Song
Just a friendly word of warning -- once a particularly good misheard lyric makes its way into your brain, you will never hear the correct lyrics ever again. Having said that, check out these hilarious misheard lyric Vines!
Merritt Wever Gave the Best Emmy Acceptance Speech Ever
We don't know if anyone will ever top Merritt Wever's acceptance speech at the Emmys last night. It was brief (to put it mildly), but it was perfect.
The Truth Behind That Hilarious Car Accident Voicemail Video
An eight-year-old internet video is going viral once again. But is that funny voicemail video that made you laugh legit?
Cowboy Grandpa Empties Pool With Box Cutter, Pandemonium Ensues
Well, slashing the thing open with a knife certainly tops pushing down on one side and watching the water slowly pour out in the fun category, as far as ways to empty your above-ground pool go.
What That Amazing Chipotle ‘Scarecrow’ Ad Was Really Saying
Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that that gorgeously animated ad from Chipotle was still an ad, courtesy of this send-up from Funny or Die.
Once you get past the whole "person trying to sing like Fiona Apple" thing (It's not happening...
Baseball GIF Perfectly Illustrates Why We Don’t Slide Headfirst
Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips' butt has a lesson for all of you ball players out there -- don't slide head first.
Replace Darth Vader’s Voice With Young Anakin’s And You Get Comedy Gold
Imagine a galaxy far, far away, where Darth Vader's voice modulator malfunctions, and he's left with the voice of his pre-pubescent self as played by "world's greatest kid actor" Jake Lloyd.
Are You #FallingForFall? Find Out If You Have ‘Compulsive Fall Disorder’
Hot on the tail of our Pumpkin Spice Exposé, comes the latest in reasons why please get over autumn already -- Compulsive Fall Disorder.
Let’s Put an End to ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day,’ Shall We?
Avast! Just kidding, we don't even know what avast means. But it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so people are just chucking it around like it's their business. It's pretty annoying. For a number of reasons. Let's discuss them!
The Funniest and Most Absurd Voicemail Videos on the Internet
When you leave a crazy voicemail, there's a chance the recipient is going to make a video of it and put it on YouTube. This is why we stick to texting. Fortunately, these people didn't, and we can laugh at their folly.
The Cost of Living ‘Big’ Today
Have you ever found yourself watching the classic comedy 'Big' and wondered to no one in particular (or possibly your cat) how much it would cost to live like Tom Hanks' character? Well, we also wondered that, and decided to break down his awesome apartment in terms of today's costs.
19 Wonderfully Goofy ‘Duck Dynasty’ GIFs
It's hard to go a whole week without a little 'Duck Dynasty' action, so we put together these GIFs for a quick pick-me-up.