Sometimes scrolling through Facebook completely blows my mind.  I will see things and know instantly it's a gag.  But other times, I have to do a double take and investigate further.  That sums up what happened to me this morning when I happened to fall upon this product while scrolling through my timeline.

After careful research...this item is legit!  It's on Amazon, so it must be real.  It's the Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator and has 4.2 stars out of 5 stars.  So you're thinking, 'OK what's wrong with a vibrating alarm clock?'  It's where you place this item, that makes it stand out different from all other alarm clocks.

The Little Rooster is placed in your undies, giving you a jolt of pleasure to wake you up in the morning.  Talk about a 'Cock-a-doodle-do to you too' moment.  According to Amazon:

About the Product
  • Little Rooster wakes you with vibrations 
  • Worn inside your panties but outside your body
  • 30 power levels for precision pleasure, fully personalisable
  • WEIGHS UNDER 2 OUNCES! (50 grams)
  • Quiet. Rechargeable. Snooze.

To add more humor to this situation, is the cost.  It is yours for only $69.

 

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