Even as an adult, the Easter Bunny scares the snot outta me.  Just like I've never seen a 'cute' clown...I've never seen a 'cute' Easter Bunny.  Looking at things pictures just validates my point.  C-R-E-E-P-Y!

If these were my kids, I wouldn't even let them sit with this bunny. What is happening in this picture???

WHY????  Do you, personally, hate your children?

I CAN'T EVEN...WHAT THE WHAT???.....(birds chirping)

THEY MULTIPLIED AND WILL EAT YER KID...

MOOOMMMMMMYYY!!!

MR. BUNNY...IS THAT A CARROT IN YOUR POCKET....

IS IT CHOKING ON A...CARROT?

MEREDITH, HONEY....STEP AWAY FROM THE BUNNY SWEETIE.