Several cases of man flu have been reported in Augusta.  If you stand up to pee...you are at risk of catching this sissy virus.  Severe symptoms include: the sniffles.  an occasional sneeze.  tickle in the throat.  a  hang nail.  fever of 98.6.  total loss of man card.  It can leave a man rendered helpless, whiny and bedridden for days.   

How to avoid catching the man flu:  Be a woman.