Shut the front door. Hold yer horses. OMG. Say it ain't so. Pinch me. Ugh. I'm scrolling through the Old Farmer's Alamanc (that has an 80% accuracy rate) and it actually says the word 'FLURRIES' for Halloween.
The Flooded Cellar boys have done it again as they hilariously lament the stinky bizness of making sure the house is warm. "Oil tanks empty and I'm low on cash so I gotta go make that Diesel Dash!"