‘Bigfoot Juice’ Might Help You Get a Glimpse

Are you a believer? Or maybe a skeptic who wants to see one first hand?

'Bigfoot Juice' to the rescue! 
According to the story in the BDN, the inventor of the stuff will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half.

On the Facebook page for her 'Happy Body Care'  she writes "Secrets out, we have the secret to catching Bigfoot & its Bigfoot Juice!! This juice helps attract Bigfoot & deter those pesky critters in the woods"

Hey! Just because you don't see the Bigfoot does not mean it was not there! Gees!

OH but wait there was more...I saw something even more important to my every day life...'Stinky Dog Spray'...NOW that is what I need!