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Lost & Found: King Crimson Play ‘Elephant Talk’ on ‘SNL’ Ripoff Show ‘Fridays’
King Crimson are one of the few bands that gained notoriety in the late '60s that still releases great albums today.
Lost & Found: These Witches Should’ve Considered Moving to the Country
Where to begin with this video? There's so much going on in the four minutes of film here that it's hard to find a starting point.
Lost & Found: The Origin of Gratuitous Skin In Music Videos
Fans of the Rat Pack may (or may not, really) already be familiar with Sonny King.
Lost & Found: These ’80s Guys Are Looking for Some Fun
Every decade has its own dirty little secret.
Watch a Bunch of British People React to Monty Python’s New Song
In preparation for the release of 'Monty Python Sings (Again),' the Python troupe gave some unsuspecting Britons an early listen to a new song.
Joel Hodgson Toys With Our Emotions, Hinting at ‘MST3K’ Reboot
Wired's new in-depth article about 'Mystery Science Theater 3000,' which featured a grown man and two robot puppets making fun of stunningly bad movies, rolls through the entire history of the iconic TV show.
What If Wes Anderson Had Directed ‘Forrest Gump’?
Wes Anderson's movies are known as much for their charming visual settings as they are for their deceptively deep storytelling.
Watch India’s New Poo Mascot Sing the Praises of Pooping in Toilets [NSFW]
According to a report released by World Bank, more than 630 million people in India poop in the streets regularly.
New ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Trailer Is Rife With Awesomeness
Without knowing anything about the movie itself, the title sounds, well, dumb.
Pop Culture Will Eat Itself … on a Delicious Pizza
Restaurant owners have tried all sorts of tricks to get customers through their doors.
Gamers Play Tetris on Skyscraper, Nostalgia Looms Large
Tetris fans, as well as really bored and easily amused people, got a chance to play Tetris on a giant building in Philadelphia this past weekend.
The Dude Himself, Jeff Bridges, to Headline Lebowski Fest
Jeff Bridges and his aptly named band the Abiders will be the headlining act at this year's Lebowski Fest in Los Anegels on April 25.
Dancing Spider-Man and Spider-Baby Is Today’s WTF Moment
Why is Spider-Man dancing with a tiny, fat-headed, baby version of himself in the middle of the street?
‘Gravity’ Deleted Scene With Superman Will Either Make or Ruin Your Day
Sometimes two things go together perfectly -- chocolate and peanut butter, beer and karaoke, Superman and the space thriller 'Gravity.'
These Photos of Elderly Superheroes Will Make You Sad
This gallery showing of comic book heroes places them in a retirement home and forgets about them.
Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"